meaning of mediocre

today wasnt great. today wasnt epically miserable either. pretty darn average actually. one thing before i start. you should know, i have this thing, where i can just analyse people and see exactly how their acting and i basically just see through people. its kind of a curse. but anyways, the day started off as usual, i wake up murmuring (still dreaming) and trot over to the bathroom where i scrub the old bewildered body parts for a good 20-30mins or so, then i had a nice big bowl of cheery cheerios and watched some drake and josh (why the fuck would you cancel a show so awesome) whilst i chewed:) then i dragged myself onto the bus for the hour and a half ride to school): when i got there, the usuals were at the gate and i joined them (i dont know why, their conversation is so boring and bland. no offence guys. actually, fuck that, offence intended.) so anyways, this isnt the interesting part of my life, so lets fast forward this shit to the part where i shock you guys (yeahm probs not gonna happen). yeah, so football. for some reason, ive taking a sudden liking to playing football at lunch. its like a battlefield (big up to jordin sparks XD). its also just a comedy thing. i mean, aaron got hit in the face with the ball and it was harsh but everyone just went "YES!" and aaron was almost close to tears (why does everyone hate aaron?) and tom (THIS KID IS BEAST) took out ducky so harshly on the pitch. dont mess with the Bridge. anyways, after school i went to hmv to get plastic beach (gorillaz album) and for the masses (hadouken! album) and i have to say to all the people that have been cussing plastic beach, that it really isnt that bad. i mean, it isnt any where near demon dayz, but like ,the sheer unpredictablness, of songs like Superfast Jellyfish using samples from that old microwave advert (genius!) and the use of synths on songs like 'On melancholy hill' is actually pretty good. even tho it doesnt amount to the epic bassline of songs like Dirty Harry or the bridge on Feel Good Inc, its still a good album and its not as much of a fail as people are making out. As for the hadouken album, brootal just doesnt look good on you guys.
PS: PIERRE, CUM ISNT BROWN, REARRANGE YOUR SPERM DUCT.