Sunday 25 April 2010

no place like home.

yesterday was good with maddy, esther, rosa and dan in greenwich. summer is officially here. good times. athletic season is too, get ready to see me blister it out on the 100m track. your not ready for me this season. SONIC IS PHUCKING BACK.

Thursday 22 April 2010

Now he's got superpowers, he's no ordinary kid (8)

BACK. unfortanelty, virgin atlantic have decided they want me on the other side of the atlantic and i am now back i londinium. im gonna miss u, old apartment in manhattan, old hotel in queens, and inaudible puerto rican cab driver. but anyways, new york was good. kinda depressing getting chucked back in this dump but i suppose theres school and stuff. and on the upside, i have the sexiest nikes and a whole lot of sexy clothing too, so im set for those summer days in greenwich park and blackheath. that reminds me. WHY WONT THE WORLD HURRY THE FUCK UP AND MAKE IT OFFICIALLY SUMMER ALREADY? and it has the cheek to encourage me to recycle. fuck you world.

Monday 22 March 2010

i love you,alright?

*sigh* another day of expecting, brief sunshine and fruit pastilles. non uniform day tommorOw. bleurgh. effort. i just feel sorry for martin, all the people taking the mic out of his hair and now he's gonna have to pull together an outfit that doesnt make people laugh so hard or take pictures for fail blog. (i love u really mart). went camden the other day. it really does get even more scene-infested in the spring, its true what people say. i had an epiphany today anyways, well, i had the epiphany about 3 moNths ago but today i realised what i have to do. and its gonna be hard, but im prepared to face rejection, blood, sweat and tears to get a result cos tbh , when i get this, im gonna be the happiest man alive. if your reading this and your not that close to me, u probs have no idea what im talking about. but one person, one amazing person out there knows exactly what im talking about.:) anyways, wierd stuff over. cheers to ella who made me decide to actually go and buy the whole new vampiere weekend album (the power of the curly) cos it is truly stellar maynn. still no sign of something with the ledgilocity of 'A-punk' tho. anywways ima go do a jigsaw so see you later masturbators;D

Wednesday 17 March 2010

meaning of mediocre

today wasnt great. today wasnt epically miserable either. pretty darn average actually. one thing before i start. you should know, i have this thing, where i can just analyse people and see exactly how their acting and i basically just see through people. its kind of a curse. but anyways, the day started off as usual, i wake up murmuring (still dreaming) and trot over to the bathroom where i scrub the old bewildered body parts for a good 20-30mins or so, then i had a nice big bowl of cheery cheerios and watched some drake and josh (why the fuck would you cancel a show so awesome) whilst i chewed:) then i dragged myself onto the bus for the hour and a half ride to school): when i got there, the usuals were at the gate and i joined them (i dont know why, their conversation is so boring and bland. no offence guys. actually, fuck that, offence intended.) so anyways, this isnt the interesting part of my life, so lets fast forward this shit to the part where i shock you guys (yeahm probs not gonna happen). yeah, so football. for some reason, ive taking a sudden liking to playing football at lunch. its like a battlefield (big up to jordin sparks XD). its also just a comedy thing. i mean, aaron got hit in the face with the ball and it was harsh but everyone just went "YES!" and aaron was almost close to tears (why does everyone hate aaron?) and tom (THIS KID IS BEAST) took out ducky so harshly on the pitch. dont mess with the Bridge. anyways, after school i went to hmv to get plastic beach (gorillaz album) and for the masses (hadouken! album) and i have to say to all the people that have been cussing plastic beach, that it really isnt that bad. i mean, it isnt any where near demon dayz, but like ,the sheer unpredictablness, of songs like Superfast Jellyfish using samples from that old microwave advert (genius!) and the use of synths on songs like 'On melancholy hill' is actually pretty good. even tho it doesnt amount to the epic bassline of songs like Dirty Harry or the bridge on Feel Good Inc, its still a good album and its not as much of a fail as people are making out. As for the hadouken album, brootal just doesnt look good on you guys.
PS: PIERRE, CUM ISNT BROWN, REARRANGE YOUR SPERM DUCT.

Tuesday 16 March 2010

It's cos im brown.

so this is what a blog looks like...................................................................................................................................................awesome.